June 2011
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I learned a new term for my period. It’s now Shark Week. Yeah!!
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When my dog pees, I look away. I feel like she needs her privacy. Is that weird?
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Laziness
While vacuuming, the hall runner was too far away. Rather than unplug the vacuum to plug it in closer to the rug, I just pulled the rug closer. Laziness? Or efficiency?
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Thug Bums Bumming Change
Walking on Congress street I see a group of three early-20’s tough wannabes eyeing me from a block away and then one of the men catches my eye.
youngish bum: “Hey beautiful”
me: “…” (looks around)
youngish bum: “Do you have change? A quarter? My girlfriend needs formula”
me: “I don’t carry change, sorry”
youngish bum:...
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I hate you and I have a crush on your border collie!
– Stranger on Congress Street